British humour at its best......
Some random things that have happened to me
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Met three of The Beatles
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Was threatened with court action by Harvey Weinstein...yes #metoo...
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Spirited Princess Diana onto a flight out of the UK
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Shared tea and cake with Desmond Tutu
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Talked money with the Duke of Westminster (then one of the richest men in Britain)
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Argued with Sting...(who hasn’t)
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Mistook Simon Le Bon for a school mate
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Upgraded Don McCullin who, in return, signed one of his war photos for me.
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Sorted out a domestic problem for Mick Jagger
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Had a coffee with Charlton Heston
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Traded travel anecdotes with David Niven
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Sat next to Robbie Williams on a flight - without knowing who he was...doh.
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Shook hands with my music hero Bruce Springsteen
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Sobered up Spice Girl Mel C until she was fit enough to fly
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Flew Concorde 39 times…
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Supplied snacks for David Beckham on his private jet flight to his medical for Real Madrid
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Played rugby with uniformed stewardesses in a Boeing 757 at 37,000ft!
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Shared coffee and cake with Marvin Gaye
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Was advised by MI6 I was a terrorist target during the first Gulf War
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Sprayed naked models with glycerin water on a calendar photoshoot (tough job)
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Thumbed a lift on an empty LearJet at LHR to go to a football match in Zurich
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Slid from the top of the London Eye to Jubilee Gardens by inertia reel
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.....and took the first ever photograph from the top...which was a front page splash in the next edition of the Evening Standard.
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Ensured my six month old niece was the first baby to have a spin on the Eye!
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Escorted George Michael off his flight from LA after his public toilet ‘outing’
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Chatted art with John McEnroe
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Shook hands with Donald Trump (gulp!)
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Alongside my brother played a part in bringing down the Berlin Wall
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Appeared in a British Airways TV ad with Peter O’Toole
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Being told by James Mason that my impression of him was pretty good...
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Performed a “Pas de deux” with Darcey Bussell
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Was on Piers Morgan’s Christmas card list...
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Attended a church service in Memphis conducted by.....The Rev Al Green!
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Escorted David Bowie through formalities at LHR, and he told me he was terrified of flying...
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Slept with Steve Redgrave’s 4 Olympic gold medals under my pillow
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Wrote the notes for a Tony Blair speech
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Was offered the job of PR spokesman for the Millennium Dome - I said no!
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Lent Rod Stewart my petrol can after he’d run out….(in Elton John’s Roller!)
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Walked Pele between LHR Terminals, as he couldn’t read signs in English
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Was given a free expedition to Antarctica
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Held a Guinness World Record....(collectively with 120 others)
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Watched the sun rise in the west…from Concorde’s cockpit
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Sat on John Bonham’s drumkit stool…prior to a Led Zeppelin concert
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Broke part of a wall in Machu Picchu...(sorry world heritage site)
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Had an in-flight beer with James Hunt
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Was detained at an oil plant in the UAE on suspicion of espionage
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Had breakfast in London, flew to Barbados for lunch and was back home in time for 'match of the day'!
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Had a free ticket for 'Live Aid' and chose to stay home to fit my new kitchen instead...doh.